Using ordinary pick up lines on Tinder and other dating apps these days is boring and cheesy. Unfortunately, they just don’t stand out from the crowd anymore. Instead, you need to try something a little more unique. So, why not try something different… Why not try something a little edgy… Why not try one of our dark pick up lines?
But before you read on, it must be said that dark humor pick up lines are not for the faint-hearted. If dark humor is not your style you should probably shouldn’t bother with these pick up lines. If you don’t have the courage to stand behind them, they’re just not going to work. However, if you are feeling a little courageous and willing to put it all on the line – you’re in luck!
We’ve searched the internet and put together a list of the latest dark pick up lines from 2021 for you to use.
Dark Pick Up Lines:
- Stop being melancholic. I know your crush is dead. I did it so that you can be with me.
- Did you choke on a light bulb? Your chest is all flashy.
- You want to call the cops. Go ahead, see who comes first.
- I love your T-shirt. Can I study it in Braille. And no, you don’t have to take it off.
- Did you choke on a light bulb? Your chest is all flashy.
- I want to touch you but you have to promise not to call the cops.
- Can I ask you to drop dead? I’m a necrophiliac and I might just think about it.
- Tell me you are a banana because I find you peeling.
- Come for a ride! I am a friend of your dad.
I’m throwing you a house party. On my bed. - You want to call the cops. Go ahead, see who comes first.
- I’m having trouble thinking straight. All the blood from my brain has been drained to give me a boner.
- I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
- You can call me baby. All I want to be is inside you forever.
- I’m stalking you because you might has well be a corn field.
- How are you not tired? You’ve been engaged in a naked marathon in my mind all day.
- How do I get the STUD? I only have STD and U are all I need!
- I’m stalking you because you might as well be a cornfield.
- I will hate having to spike your drink. Simply agree with me now.
- There must be something wrong with my eyesight. I need your help, I just can’t take them off you.
- I’m sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
- Wow! I could never have guessed you look way better in person than what I have been seeing through my telescope.
- Your outfit is so dazzling. Do you know how it can look better? Rumpled in a bunch on mysteries that haven’t been solved.
- Shall I wait for you in my car, or will the closet suffice?
- Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
- What genre of music do you like? Why not heavy metal? I can make you learn how to scream.
- Smell this rag! I’m sure you can inhale the chloroform.
